today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
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La vie est l'avenir.
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe
― Marilyn Monroe
- me half of the time: need to save money what about my life i need savings!! maybe I should save for a holiday
- me half of the time: fuck bitches get money spend it on fucking everything wow NEW ARRIVALS, SALE, thats pretty i want that, oh no wait wait. I NEED that
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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